L doesn't much like to presume. Even so, he thinks he knows what this is about.

Niles is coarse. Brutal. Sexual. And he's accused L of the same in equal measure and balance. L can take it, on the chin if need be, but-

Not to him. Stay away from him.

A deep breath, followed by a long exhalation, and then...

"Yes, I'm here."

And he has nothing to apologize for.

He steps into the living area, manner both languid and vaguely agitated. Light knows already that L is a paradox; he lets it ride.

"It's been a long day. Is there something you need?"